so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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