Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i think we sleep fucked last night...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
