at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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