Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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