he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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