did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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