Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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