Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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