what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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