I think i sorta joined a cult last night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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