oh god the rape fog is back!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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