i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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