god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
How's work?
Spinning.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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