Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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