k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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