no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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