Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You need a sexual gate keeper
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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