Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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