I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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