It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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