Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
only if we run a train.
done.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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