just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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