There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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