I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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