nut hugger
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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