We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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