just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
