And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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