omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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