What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
this just has baby written all over it
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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