You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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