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say what?
wanna hang out?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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