bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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