did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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