Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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