Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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