super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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