Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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