He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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