well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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