i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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