The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
