Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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