I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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