My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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