bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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