You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
