I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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