That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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