'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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