I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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